Dive into a collection of experiments, tools, and worlds where structured thinking meets creative misbehavior. Each project explores a unique system: some real, some fictional, all intentional.
Explore fictional religions, timelines, and grammar systems that shape entire realities.
Dive into LLM workflows, decision intelligence prototypes, and tools built for the chaos of modern AI.
Projects that shouldn't exist but do: startup parodies, metaphysical engines, and narrative-driven systems that mock reality.
Apolutiyan is the central classical language of the Antiyan branch within the larger Apollonian family (Kautos’ equivalent of Indo-European). Developed with a full grammatical system, it gave rise to multiple daughter languages—Audenti, Automi, Velike, Thulean, and others: each evolving under cultural and geopolitical pressure across 1500+ years of divergence.
A sacred worldbuilding text chronicling the theology, myth, and moral teachings of Piuhonism, a dualist religion centered on the balance between creation and destruction in the fantasy world of Kautos.
A parody nap automation startup founded by my cat Isaac, NapWorks elevates rest to a startup-worthy metric while satirizing hustle culture and startup jargon: all powered by feline wisdom.
A self-aware parody of tech startups, BSaaS™ is a “narrative-first, reality-optional” platform offering fake pitches, fake funding, and real satire. It builds the future of nothing: beautifully.