Summon the Billistician

Whether you’ve got a project idea, an existential question, or just need someone to explain vector databases using cats, I’m all ears. Send a note and let’s make something strange, useful, or strangely useful.

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FAQs

Find answers to common questions about our services and collaboration opportunities.

What kinds of projects do you work on?

I work on systems where structure meets storytelling: ranging from LLM-powered workflows and MLOps architecture to speculative tools, conlangs, and narrative design. If it's complex, curious, or slightly absurd, it probably fits.

Can we collaborate on something?

Absolutely: collaboration is the whole point. That could mean building a tool, co-writing a weird essay, mapping a system, or prototyping something we don’t fully understand yet. Bring your curiosity, and I’ll bring the infrastructure.

Do you accept freelance or consulting work?

Yes, selectively. I’m available for short- and long-term projects that benefit from data expertise, AI/ML architecture, or creative systems design. Let’s talk if the work is meaningful and the scope is honest.

What is your process?

It starts with understanding the problem, not the solution. Then we co-design something that makes sense: whether that’s an ML pipeline, a decision model, or a knowledge system that doesn’t implode. Communication is constant. Diagrams are frequent. Cats may be involved.

How do I get started?

Use the contact form to tell me what you're thinking. You don’t need perfect specs: just a clear intention or a question worth exploring. I’ll follow up to see if we’re aligned (and if I have capacity).

Still unsure if this is a freelance data science operation or an experimental philosophy zine?

You're not alone. Contact me and let’s figure it out together.